Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN)
Chapter 311

Day 75 – Evening, The Capital, Souvenir Store Orphanage Branch

A highschool boy with a side job in message delivery came with a notice. Stalker Girl and her Father, are still recouping and their clansmen were left at the Frontier to keep an eye over the situation, so the store managing highschool boy with a side job in message delivery has to run around.

「It was decided that the raid on the Royal Palace that we’ve been invited to happens on the night of tomorrow, so hurry up and make up your minds on the dresses already? Also, there won’t be a need to change outfits! So one dress should be enough after all, so why are all of you demanding three changes of clothes? Why every time I see you there are even more design drafts? Just look at this, 『A party dress for afterparty party』, the ball is the party! This one is『Evening Dress too』, the evening dress is for an event that is held in evening, if you are going to order that at least call it afternoon dress, but since the event is in evening, the evening dress is what you need first!」

Just how many dresses are they intending to take with them? I don’t think there will be any use for them once we go back to the Frontier? I mean, the only noble there is Meripapa-san, who only keeps inviting trouble without ever inviting to any parties? If he ever has any business with me, in 90% of cases, it’s about new massage chairs or adding new functions.

「Alright, then we’ll bear with one dress for now, and then the second one later?」

「Yeah, we won’t be able to decide until tomorrow night, so two outfits can wait for later.」

「Aaah, which one should I pick? Two for tomorrow, and then two more later?」

「「「That works too!」」」

「It doesn’t! Stop right there! The number didn’t just casually go up, it went up with quite a majestic openness? How come the conversation moved from not needing more than one back to two and the almost deciding on three only to make a sudden unanimous decision on four with only eye contact, completely passing the deliberation phase, and even placing an order to me with a through pass in a direct pass, and the goal is somehow wide open!」

The number of outfits increasing to four right after I complained that one should be enough is the greatest mystery of this world, but I suspect the number might increase to eight if I unravel it, so let’s just withdraw for now. The vertical spike in the rate at which additional orders are coming, is so steep that even the greatest of mountaineers would be shaken from looking at it!

The boys, on the other hand, have no demands at all. Rather giving off the impression that they want to wear none of this at all. I’m the same, you know? I mean, tuxedo and a bowtie? That’s too much to bother with, so I absolutely won’t allow you to escape on your own! If I’m going down I’m taking the Geeks with me? Being able to take the Idiots as a bonus is PRICELESS?

「Haruka-kun, I decided, this one, please! A garter and underwear included, I’m fully resolved! Main emphasis on the defensive power, I’m sure I will be able to protect everyone with this dress!」

The Shield Pres is holding two tightly gripped fists in front of her to signify her resolve. A drape-line long dress with a large puffy skirt. In contrast with the voluminous skirt design, which emphasizes defense, the upper part is sleeveless with a halter neck and the back is fully open? Protection for the legs only? Well, mana protection can cover that part easily, even bikini armor could work even, but it seems they don’t want to participate in the ball wearing bikinis together? Even though they are so popular now? Bikini-wearing maidens, or rather, they are the ones on whom the characters were based though? But they are against it.

And I also received orders for everyone’s belly dance outfits. Doing everything at once should also reduce damages. For some reason after having clothing orders forced on me, and going through the trouble of making everything despite the embarrassment, they come to scold me with blushing faces? What? Be gentler? Tell that to Evil Hands, not to me? If they wanted more lewder, that I diligently study and practice daily, but gentler? Evil Hands already have a very gentle soft touch? I don’t get it?

「Haruka-san, are you sure about making a dress even for me? My idiot of a brother caused you such trouble, and you even provided me with medical treatment, or rather, I was given such precious mushrooms, and yet allowed to live such a nice lifestyle, and now, on top of all that, even a dress…?」 Sᴇaʀᴄh thᴇ NʘvᴇlFɪre.ɴet website on Gøøglᴇ to access chapters of nøvels early and in the highest quality.

—–TL Note: This was supposed to be two parts, but I didn’t want to split, so just wait for a bit, I’ll add the rest of the chapter here in a few hours—–

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